fuck.

what the fuck, man.

I LOATHE MATT CERRONE

Just had to post somewhere.

From Jon Heyman on Twitter…

bay will be placed on dl as soon as he gets off plane to hear news. lucas duda, whose name backwards is a dud, replaces bay

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Added by MMM: Fuck you, you fucking fuck.

Miserable Mets Media Ironically Falls Into Own Trap

Hi, I’m Miserable Mets Media. I started out snarky and annoying, but funny. But because I’m a five year old who just wanted to pick on people, the fascination wore off quickly. I’m back down in my parents basement, playing World of Warcraft. I’ll post again in four or five days.

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Added by MMM: Ah, yes. Blogger, parent’s basement, World of Warcraft. How spectacularly inventive.

Fuck off. You’re probably someone I’ve ripped in my handful of posts. Cry me a river.

Because nothing says “Breaking News Graphic” like Mike O’Connor.

Because nothing says “Breaking News Graphic” like Mike O’Connor.

David Brown suggests the METS are racist.

“If the Mets admit that the fans’ perception of Castillo had something to do with the team releasing him, and if you buy that some of the perception is racist in nature, does that make the Mets’ action racist?”

This is getting out of control.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Mets-release-Luis-Castillo-still-owing-him-6-mi?urn=mlb-wp874

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Added by MMM: We didn’t like Castillo because he wasn’t great. Because of his contract. Because of Omar.

He could be white, black, yellow, red, orange, brown, beige, taupe, magenta or any other fucking color, and I would have still felt the same way.

Fuck You MMM readers

If you don’t like Mets Blog don’t read it.  Also fuck you Andy Martino, Castillo just isn’t any good

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Added by MMM: And fuck you too.

Andy Martino Thinks I’m A Racist

Actually, I just don’t like offensively challenged, aging, rangeless players.

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/mets/2011/03/18/2011-03-18_castillo_woes_run_skin_deep.html

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Added by MMM: Un-fucking-believable. He’s the Greg Pomes of the journalists.

Hey, Daily News, you’re employing an asshole.

sportsnetny:

Pot, meet kettle.
hehe

Ah, fuck.
psst… I edited it. 
Sincerely,Pot. 

sportsnetny:

Pot, meet kettle.

hehe

Ah, fuck.

psst… I edited it. 

Sincerely,
Pot. 

Metsblog.com

How do you have three people writing who cannot write in the English language? Seriously, you can’t write in Word and spell check? For the last five years? Wow.

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Added by MMM: JESUS! That’s three straight submissions bitching about Matt Cerrone and MetsBlog. 

Why the fuck do you keep reading it if you hate it so much, asshats?!? Find another blog. There are enough shitty ones out there to divert some hate from Matt & Co.

But, fuck, yeah. Learn to spell.

Or, for fuck’s sake, Matt, go back to edit posts you fuck up. Please. I beg of you. I know media moves quickly on the web, but you can always edit. EDIT. EDIT.

ADDED AGAIN: Oh, look. I went back and corrected my mistakes. Take a hint, SNY-boy!